That green codpiece!
Dame Acacia de Navarre
Once there was a very large green codpiece which seemed to like adventure. Every time it’s owner proudly wore it, with the extra skimpy Italian doublet and super tight tights, strange things would happen. Chirurgeons and codpieces do not mix! At more than one event, as soon as the codpiece appeared someone would get sick. So sick that they had to go to the hospital. Can you imagine standing around in a busy casualty section in a hospital in tight black tights, skimpy Italian and a very big green codpiece for three hours?? Not once, not twice but thrice this exhibitionist codpiece became the centre of attention in a hospital waiting room.